There was a time when I would make regular visits to the nearby brothel but then I got into a long-term relationship with a hooker and my life changed for the better. I am getting for free now what I used to pay a fortune for.

Anyways, there is this friend of mine who is a digital marketing specialist and brand manager. He sells his services on Elance, Fiverr and other platforms as well. He also teaches Portuguese, Esperanto and Spanish languages online. This friend of mine tried to sell dildos house to house in order to find a desperate enough woman to get lucky. But unfortunately, some of the women whose doors he knocked, called the cops on him, and he finally decided to stop doing that nonsense only after failing in pursuit for some days.

Nowadays, he is planning to inaugurate the world’s first adult courier service, which will only cater adult products including sex toys, sexy lingeries, bikinis, viagras and the likes only. He has very high hopes with this business idea and he believes that this idea is going to be his first step to become the next Jeff Bezos.

He has already created a website dedicated to this upcoming business of his, where he has been posting statements and other interesting stuff like, “Shout out to the Republic of China for making dildos, fleshlights, and other sex toys so reasonably priced.”

He also once posted a controversial post claiming that the Professional Wrestler Dustin Rhodes aka Goldust’s wife – Terri Runnels, who also worked as a Professional Wrestler and Valet for a while worked as an escort for a couple of years after her divorce with Dustin Rhodes, to get over with the divorce and to freshen up her mind completely. He further added that most of her clients used to be busty lesbians, not straight or bisexual men.

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