Imagine Tattooed Goth Nurses roaming around all naked in the hospitals around the world

I believe that having nothing but naked nurses in the hospital will help the patients get better faster, but I know that the crook politicians won’t let it happen. Imagine a tattoo goth girl roaming around everywhere in a hospital, wearing nothing at all. This would also help identify the nurses better in the hospital, both to the patients and doctors. Doctors would be able to identify the nurses by their tattoos, boobs, butt, nipples, etc.

There’s no barometer that can measure the attraction between a straight man and a woman or even between the people belonging to the LGBT community. And I would be more than glad if they are able to create one in the near future. Men and women would be seriously roaming around carrying that barometer to find a perfect soulmate, to know their self-worth, or just to have a good time.

I recently wrote this parody for the song produced in 1986 – “Is this love” by Whitesnake and I would love to share it with you all, it goes like:-

“I should have done you better

Than to fuck you in the missionary position alone

It’s cumshots like these

I feel like better than doing it on my own all alone

Wasted condoms and your pussy still tight

And I can’t wait to fuck you in the same position again.

I find my dick still erect

Waiting for your warm mouth

How can I jerk-off, babe

My dick is inside my fleshlight

I need your pussy tight

To make it white

‘Cause I don’t think I am gonna use a condom today.

Is this friction that I am feeling

Is this the hole that I’ve been searching for

Is this real or am I having a wet dream

This must be real

‘Cause your pussy is smelling like a fish

A stinking fish to me.

I can’t stop cumming

I have never came so much before

I think I have found the key to cum this much

Inside any hole of yours

I can feel my dick erect

Growing stronger day by day

And I can’t wait to fuck you in the same position again.”

Is this the hole by FapKing

I really hope that you liked the song and some of you might even consider singing the same. I am writing one more sex parody song right now and will share it with you as well.

Polyamorous women are far more fun than their Monogamous counterparts and those Poly Couples Porn Videos are the proof

I have always been a boob guy. I have traveled across the globe as a sex tourist and let me tell you that nothing feels as good as Pathan nipples. Pathan or Pashtun are people belonging to Afghanistan. They also have a large population of them living in the rest of the Indian subcontinent, mainly India and Pakistan. Many of the mainstream top Indian actors and actresses belong to the Pathan heritage, Saif Ali Khan, his daughter – Sara Ali Khan, to name a few. I don’t think that Sara Ali Khan’s nipples are nearly as good as the average Pathan nipples, I would still try my best to suck those though.

My parents died while having sex and an earthquake came. They were in the intercourse position during their death, it looked like my mom was riding my dad in the cowgirl position. One of my uncles, who is a Catholic priest, till date claims that both my parents got punishment for their sin. This uncle of mine believes that sex is only for procreation and because my parents weren’t planning for a kid, they committed a mortal sin.

I am certain that this Catholic priest uncle of mine enjoys watching poly couples porn when nobody is looking at him. I have been trying my best to intrude into his privacy and expose him for a while.

I recently enjoyed a trip to the Republic of China, where I enjoyed the women, the beautiful sights, almost everything there. I also became familiar with several Chinese men and women belonging to the villages and small towns, and after talking to them on several different topics and observing their lifestyles, I came to conclude that a Chinese not afraid of demons is as rare as a street hooker in Beverly Hills. Really, the Chinese women aren’t afraid of a Mandingo sized-cock as much as they are afraid of the ghosts and demons.

More Escorts on Live Sex Cam Websites than ever before

I really envy the Muslim men who have more women waiting for them at their home whom they can fuck with or without their will than the number of cars they have in their personal garages.

These Muslim men really need large houses with great soundproofing, especially when they have single male neighbors. One of the single neighbors of a Muslim man living with his 4 hot wives in a small house, got so sexually tensed and horny listening to the sounds of screams and moans all the time, that he once broke into the house when there was only one of the wives inside the house and raped her ass and even made a video of him committing the rape, only to first get his ass kicked hard by the Muslims living in the neighborhood, they really beat him like they do beat the stray dog in Libya, and then handled him to the cops, and finally he got to serve years in prison.

I really believe that there will not be rapes anywhere in the first world, if the men regularly check the updated, latest and popular live sex cam websites on List100Cams.com and jerk-off looking at those hot broads fucking themselves or their partners.

There are literally more whores in my neighborhood than there are in the entire city of Las Vegas. Many of these whores work full-time jobs and provide their escort services to make an extra buck and enjoy different dicks each without much hassle.

Once I hired an escort and she turned out to be one of closest neighbors, she told me that she escorts even though she makes a full-time living with her job as a programmer, just because it gives her the feeling that her pussy is worth millions and also the feeling that she is something special.

This Internet Marketeer claims that Tai Lopez jacks off to the Japanese Porn all the time

One of my very good friends is a full-time internet marketeer from Tokyo, Japan, who has been bashing the self-proclaimed Marketing Guru – Tai Lopez, a lot lately. I am not aware whether Tai Lopez is even aware of the blog of this friend of mine or not, but he tries his best to get Tai Lopez’s attention.

He once made a post on his blog stating that whence he saw Tom Bilyeu interviewing Tai Lopez, he wondered why would Tom Bilyeu ruin his credibility by interviewing a scammer like Tai Lopez, but then he recalled that Tom Bilyeu himself is an unethical guy with no sense, who uses the ‘f’ word so frequently.

He once went to the extent of stating that Tai Lopez spends most of his time jacking off to the junior idol videos and in the situations when he can’t, he jacks off to the Instagram models. Many of his readers pretended to agree with this statement of his.

He once mentioned that both Tai Lopez and Dan Lok like to make so many statements and act like all others are idiots. He stated that only broke guys like Tai Lopez or Dan Lok flaunt their Lamborghinis or Bentleys so much. Then he added, “Have you ever seen the shampoo billionaire John Paul Dejoria flaunting his cars?”

He once compared Tai Lopez with KingHuman. He added that although KingHuman also tells lies and exaggerates a lot, he is not super-annoying like Mr Tai Lopez and also tends to give a lot of knowledge on each of his brief videos.